But I Like The Way You Think

on Feb, 02 2014 16869 views



One day in class, the teacher brought a bag full of fruit and said, "Now class, I'm going to reach into the bag and describe a piece of fruit and you tell me which fruit I'm talking about. Alright, the first one is round, plump, and red. Little Johnny raised his hand high but the teacher ignored him and picked Deborah who promptly answered, "Apple." The teacher replied, "No Deborah, it's a beet, but I like your thinking. Now the second one is soft, fuzzy and colored red and brown." Johnny is hopping up and down in his seat trying to get the teacher to call on him but she calls on Billy. "Is it a peach?" Billy asks. "No, it's a potato, but I like your thinking," the teacher replies. "Okay the next one is long, yellow, and fairly hard." Johnny is about to explode as he waves his hand frantically but the teacher calls on Sally who say, "A banana." The teacher responds, "No, it's a squash, but I like your thinking." Johnny is irritated now so he speaks up loudly, "Hey, I've got one for you teacher. Let me put my hand in my pocket. Okay, I've got it. It's round, hard, and it's got a head on it." "Johnny!" she cries, "That's disgusting!" "Nope," answers Johnny, "It's a quarter, but I like your thinking!"


Polack With Razor

The guy next to us was listening for quite some time, when he
finally came over to our table and said..."I am Polish and I can
take a Polish joke as well as the next Polack, but your continued
bashing of my race is getting a little old. Could you please change
the subject?

We did.

Shortly thereafter.....my friend had to to to the bathroom and the
burly Polack got up and followed him into the bathroom.

They were in there for QUITE A WHILE and when they FINALLY came out,
I asked my friend what "What happened in there?"

He said "Well, you saw him follow me into the can.......Well he
pulled a RAZOR ON ME!

Really scared the hell out of me! And boy oh boy would I have ever
been in a pickle if he had fould a place to PLUG IT IN!